Ketchup Quotes

• I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

  Scarlett Johansson

  Burgers, Faces, Dripping

  "Scarlett Johansson: Scarlett Woman". Interview with Stephen Rebello, movieline.com. February 1, 2004.

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• Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.

  Henry James

  Food, Cooking, Sprinkles

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• Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.

  Grace Helbig

  People, Flavor, Force

  Grace Helbig (2014). “Grace's Guide: The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up”, p.80, Simon and Schuster

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• You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

  Adlai E. Stevenson

  Kitchen, Bottles, Tables

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• Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

  Wes Smith

  Food, Cooking, Half

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• A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

  Louis C. K.

  Hurt, Names, Want

  "Louis C.K. Spends ‘Today’ Show Interview Defending ‘Filthy’ Material, Sarah Palin Tweets". www.huffingtonpost.com. June 26, 2012.

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• Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

  Bill Engvall

  Doe, Hamburgers, Shirts

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• You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Dining, Bottles

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• Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always like to hang around there, try and meet the ladies. "Here, I'll pump for you. You come to this Wendy's often? My roommate and I, we got a pony pump back at my dorm. Here's an extra shot "

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Glasses, Giving

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• If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.

  David Haye

  Motivation, Hands, Tomatoes

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• The same chemicals were used in the cooking as were used on the composition of her own being: only those which caused the most violent reaction, contradiction, and teasing, the refusal to answer questions but the love of putting them, and all the strong spices of human relationship which bore a relation to black pepper, paprika, soybean sauce, ketchup and red peppers.

  Anais Nin

  Strong, Cooking, Black

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• What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Grandma, Special

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• Ketchup
  I'm hot, dog
  Frankfurters, you're Nathan
  But relish hatin'

  Azealia Banks

  Dog, Hip Hop, Hot

  Song: Nathan, Album: Fantasea, 2012

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• Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.

  Rick Riordan

  Blood, Evil, Red

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• They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash. "Looks like my kids aren't having ketchup tonight."

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Kids, Giving

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• We didn't speak, just drove out of the city into the countryside on our way to absolutely nowhere, and when we found that perfect spot among the trees, we stopped and looked at each other. Swallows swooped through the red sky, back from their adventure, and we held each other underneath the ketchup clouds, willing time to stop and the world to forget us for a while.

  Annabel Pitcher

  Adventure, Clouds, Sky

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• There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

  Jon Stewart

  Jobs, Guy, Anxiety

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• We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

  Paolo Di Canio

  Needs, Coke, Mayonnaise

  "Paolo Di Canio ridiculed as 'managerial charlatan' by Martin O'Neill" by Ewan Murray, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2013.

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• My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.

  Augusten Burroughs

  Trying, Faces, Mittens

  Augusten Burroughs (2011). “Dry”, p.240, Atlantic Books Ltd

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• It is amazing to me how deeply into the popular culture the creature has become. There are zombie walks in every major city. I live in Toronto, and last year 3,000 people came out dressed as zombies.... I do not get it. Maybe it's an easy costume: Splash some ketchup on and rip up your jeans -- although most people already have torn jeans -- and you're done.

  George A. Romero

  Rip, Years, Jeans

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• I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day. It used to be sushi, but these days I cannot stop eating mac and cheese. I haven't had it from a box in a long time, but I'll make it homemade style with four types of cheeses, lots of milk, maybe a little ketchup. I don't know, I'm crazy like that.

  Cobie Smulders

  Crazy, Long, Style

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• I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.

  Helen Fielding

  White, Beef, Tomatoes

  "Chat with author Helen Fielding". Live chat, www.cnn.com. March 10, 2000.

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• Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Art, Dragons, Be Kind

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• The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.

  Diablo Cody

  Fashion, Wine, Color

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• It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.

  Gary Carter

  Successful, Pie, Shaving Cream

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