Ketchup Quotes - Page 2

• To me, it's far more efficient to mobilize the imagination. It's far more efficient to hear a creaking step, for example, than to see the face of a monster, which usually looks ridiculous, and where you know that the blood is ketchup.

  Michael Haneke

  Blood, Imagination, Faces

  Interview with Sam Adams, www.avclub.com. December 30, 2009.

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'

  Thomas Sowell

  Racism, Racist, Conservative

  77 Copy quote

• I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and then all at once - splat. I think I'm a little like that.

  Ingmar Bergman

  Thinking, Patriotism, Bottles

  Ingmar Bergman, Raphael Shargel (2007). “Ingmar Bergman: Interviews”

  9 Copy quote

  Show source

• If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!

  Liam Payne

  Castles, Ifs

  19 Copy quote

• There hasn't been a leak from one of the associates of the king saying, "This guy Trump, he already insulted us wanting ketchup with his steak, and then he wanted two scoops of ice cream on the falafel. It's not done. This guy's an absolute barbarian." And there hasn't been a leak from an associate of King Salman telling somebody in the Drive-By Media that Donald Trump looked at his son, the prince, and said, "Man, I hope you live a long time 'cause your son's a nut job." We haven't had leaks like this about the Trump foreign trip.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Son, Men, Long

  Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup.

  Chris Pine

  Jobs, People, Restaurants

  9 Copy quote

• When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two children, you know? Isn't it for everybody?

  Richard McGuire

  Children, Two, Parent

  Source: www.gq-magazine.co.uk

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

  Rich Fulcher

  Hate, Littles, Prison

  Source: www.avclub.com

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• To one degree or another, everybody is connected to the Mystery, and everybody secretly yearns to expand the connection. That requires expanding the soul. These things can enlarge the soul: laughter, danger, imagination, meditation, wild nature, passion, compassion, psychedelics, beauty, iconoclasm, and driving around in the rain with the top down. These things can diminish it: fear, bitterness, blandness, trendiness, egotism, violence, corruption, ignorance, grasping, shining, and eating ketchup on cottage cheese.

  Tom Robbins

  Laughter, Rain, Ignorance

  7 Copy quote

• I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And jumping off rooftops." "And lighting their farts on fire," she says.

  Jay Asher

  War, Fire, Jumping

  Jay Asher, Carolyn Mackler (2012). “The Future of Us”, p.55, Simon and Schuster

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• Agent Jones switched to the big screen and a grainy video of MoMo sitting at his enormous desk, a swivel-hipped Elvis clock ticking behind his bewigged head. 'Death to the capitalist pigs! Death to your cinnamon bun-smelling malls! Death to your power walking and automatic car windows and I'm With Stupid T-shirts! The Republic of ChaCha will never bend to your side-of-fries -drive -through-please-oh-would-you-like-ketchup-with-that corruption! MoMo B. ChaCha defies you and all you stand for, and one day, you will crumble into the sea and we will pick up the pieces and make them into sand art.

  Libba Bray

  Art, Stupid, Pigs

  Libba Bray (2011). “Beauty Queens”, p.108, Scholastic Inc.

  19 Copy quote

  Show source

• I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.

  2D

  Mom, Mad, Mustard

  13 Copy quote

• I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.

  Troye Sivan

  Cheese, Macs

  Source: www.buzzfeed.com

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible ketchup stains, I feel as though I'm wearing a Hefty trash bag. And it's last year's Hefty trash bag.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Horse, New York

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.143, Crown Archetype

  8 Copy quote

  Show source

• Sometimes no matter how well you prepare, no matter how conservative your decision making, no matter how few Y chromosomes are along on your trip, you can still find yourself in a mud slide or a hurricane without a dry piece of clothing to your name. But those of us who have given our time and usually our hearts to outdoorsmen over the years know that, for many of them, it's not really a wilderness trip unless, MacGyver-like, they have to make a fire out of a pair of shorts, a glow stick, and a ketchup bottle; it's not really an adventure until someone gets airlifted out.

  Pam Houston

  Adventure, Heart, Years

  8 Copy quote

• You could raise the price of, say, a bottle of ketchup to $1.03 instead of $1, and no one would know. Raising prices just 3% per product would add 50% to your pretax income. Why not do it? It's like heroin: You do a little and you want a little bit more. Raising prices is the easy way.

  James Sinegal

  Business, Income, Add

  14 Copy quote

• What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

  John Cena

  Wwe, Jars, Pale

  4 Copy quote

• I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places like Texas, where they put some kind of ketchup on beef and call it barbecue. Barbecue is pork, which narrows the search to the South, and if it's really good pork barbecue you are looking for, to North Carolina.

  Charles Kuralt

  Texas, Perfect, North Carolina

  4 Copy quote

• I think our grandparents were Victor Frankenstein. I basically am the kind of deeply unnatural creature that Mrs Shelley instinctively dreaded. I not only eat her sacred cows but I eat them with ketchup. While I take her point, I think that transgressive monstrosity and tampering with the life force are both a lot more fun than she suspected.

  Bruce Sterling

  Fun, Thinking, Grandparent

  4 Copy quote

• I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes.

  Tori Amos

  People, Tomatoes, Able

  5 Copy quote

• Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

  Clint Eastwood

  Dog, Mean, Hot

  4 Copy quote

• If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

  Moe Howard

  Food, Comedian, Honey

  36 Copy quote

• I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup.

  Orrin Hatch

  Sleep, Night, Government

  13 Copy quote

• It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.

  Nora Roberts

  Meaning Something, Asparagus, Lasers

  4 Copy quote

• I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them.

  George A. Romero

  Zombie, Easy, Neighbor

  4 Copy quote