The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.
A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.
I would never do anything to undermine my husband's point of view.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Being a husband is a whole-time job.
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.
An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
The worst expression of the Prophet’s (Sallallahu ‘Alayhi Wa Sallam) anger towards his wife was that he would remain silent.
Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful.
The ideal man doesn't exist. A husband is easier to find.
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