A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
The press is like a woman: sublime when it lies, it will not let go until it has forced you to believe it. The public, like a foolish husband, always succumbs.
A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
When tempted to be unfaithful, the intellectual woman will try to inspire her husband with indifference, the sentimental woman with hatred, and the passionate woman with disgust.
Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands.
The woman who is about to deceive her husband always carefully thinks out how she is going to act, but she is never logical.
A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself.
The man as he converses is the lover; silent, he is the husband.
Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.
A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be to mention his mistress, if she is beautiful, to his wife.
A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.
A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.
When a woman wants to betray her husband, her actions are almost invariably studied but they are never reasoned.
The pleasures of love proceed successively from a distich to a quatrain, from a quatrain to a sonnet, from a sonnet to a ballad, from a ballad to an ode, from an ode to a cantata, and from a cantata to a dithyramb. A husband who begins with the dithyramb is a fool.
A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.
A woman's sentimental monkeyshines will always deceive her lover, who invariably waxes ecstatic where her husband necessarily shrugs his shoulders.
Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes.
An ugly woman, married to King Henry VIII, would have defied the axe and daunted her husband's infidelities.
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
No husband will ever be better avenged than by his wife's lover.
One exits with one's husband -- one lives with one's lover.
In a husband, there is only a man; in a married woman, there is a man, a father, a mother and a woman.
Un mari, comme un gouvernement, ne doit jamais avouer de faute. A husband, like a government, never needs to admit a fault.
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