A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
Husbands are things that wives have to get used to putting up with. And with whom they breakfast with and sup with. They interfere with the discipline of nurseries, And forget anniversaries, And when they have been particularly remiss, They think they can cure everything with a great big kiss.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
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