Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while.
O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!
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