Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
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