People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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