Golf Quotes - Page 4

• It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Sports, Inspiration

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• The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

  H. G. Wells

  Beauty, Men, Law

  H. G. Wells (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of H. G. Wells”, p.4845, Delphi Classics

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• Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

  Woodrow Wilson

  Sports, Games, Balls

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• Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

  William Wordsworth

  Sports, Retirement, Funny Retirement

  'The Prelude' (1850) bk. 4, l. 376

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• One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.

  Peter Jacobsen

  Cycle Of Life, Next Day, Matter

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• Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

  Tommy Bolt

  Break, Drivers, Rounds

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• The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

  Pete Dye

  Funny, Play, Everest

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• This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

  Ben Hogan

  Winning, Games, Missing

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• I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

  Joe E. Lewis

  Funny, Play, Chess

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• Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Sports, Winning, Squash

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• It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Gains, Shots, Funny Golf

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• After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Dirty, Play, Years

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

  Lee Trevino

  Dirty, Games, Gold

  Quoted in Scholastic Coach,'Coaches' Corner', Dec 1982.

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• Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

  Harry Vardon

  Funny, Retirement, Play

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• Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case.

  Bobby Jones

  Games, Balls, Able

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• I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

  Ben Hogan

  Funny, Games, Play

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• The game lends itself to fantasies about our abilities.

  Peter Alliss

  Games, Fantasy, Ability

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• The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Dirty, Gold, Bottles

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• One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

  George Archer

  Play, Funny Golf, Great Golf

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• I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

  Ben Crenshaw

  Distance, Ears, Inches

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• There's an old saying,'It's a poor craftsman who blames his tools.' It's usually the player who misses those three-footers, not the putter.

  Kathy Whitworth

  Player, Missing, Three

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• A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

  Jack Nicklaus

  Sports, Clubs, Flukes

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• You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

  Gary Player

  Natural, Hard, Inspirational Golf

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• One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again.

  Bobby Jones

  Struggle, Years, Games

  Bobby Jones (1966). “Bobby Jones on Golf”, Main Street Books

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• No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you a playing a game. You are playing old man par.

  Bobby Jones

  Men, Games, Thumbs

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