It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
For example, in my district there are visitors from all over the world who are drawn to our beautiful beaches, recreational lakes, habitat wildlife preserves and golf courses.
Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes. If you ask them to hit a baseball or golf ball, they can't do that.
I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.
I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose.
Golf is no longer a game of hitting the ball, finding it, and hitting it again. There is wind to be measured, whether that means tossing blades of grass in the air or studying the gentle movement of 60-foot high branches. There are caddie conferences for even the most routine shots. There are sports psychologists who tell players not to hit until they're ready.
Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.
I don't know if I'll ever do it again or not, but frankly I don't really care.
I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything would be perfect.
Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.
I dont like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.
You can't lose an old golf ball.
Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking at sandpits or tussocks of grass, and muttering in a blind, ungovernable fury elaborate maledictions which could not be extracted from them by robbery or murder. Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behavior not otherwise excusable.
Golf is the loneliest of games, not excluding postal chess.
Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs.
Golf is a better game played downhill.
Practice puts brains in your muscles.
The woods are full of long drivers.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy.
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
My handicap? Woods and irons.
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
I get as much fun as the next man from whaling the ball as hard as I can and catching it squarely on the button. But from sad experience I learned not to try this in a round that meant anything.
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