Forget your opponents; always play against par.
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
The older you get, the easier it is to shoot your age.
Golf without Jones would be like France without Paris: leaderless, lightless and lonely.
What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
Here Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.
To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes.
The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.
Somewhere out there are a few men with more innate talent at golf than Jack Nicklaus, or women with greater ability at tennis than Chris Evert or Martina Navratilova, but they will never lift a club or swing a racket and therefore will never find out how great they could have been. Instead, they'll be content to sit and watch stars perform on television.
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it.
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.
Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.
Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease.
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.
Golf is a difficult game, but it's a little easier if you trust your instincts. It's too hard a game to try to play like someone else.
There may be a certain amount of pleasurable excitement in running up to the top of a hillock in the hope of seeing your ball near the flag, but this kind of thing one gets tired of as one grows older.
The rewards of golf, and of life too I expect, are worth very little if you don't play the game by the etiquette as well as by the rules.
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