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  No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

  George S. Patton

  Country, Military, War

  Attributed in Patton (motion picture) (1970). This is sometimes said to have been uttered in a speech by Patton to the Sixth Armored Division of the Third Army, 31 May 1944, but documentation is lacking. The following poem appeared in the Bureau of Aeronautics Navy Department News Letter, 1 Jan. 1943: "The greatest duty of a sailor / Is duty from worries and cares, / Not to die for his country, / Make our enemies die for theirs!"

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• We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.

  Howard Dean

  Succeed, Stupid Liberal, Persons

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• The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!

  Alan Grayson

  America, Sick, Care

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• I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

  Wanda Sykes

  Country, Thinking, Oxycontin

  "Comedian Wanda Sykes Draws Fire With Cracks About Rush Limbaugh's Health, Patriotism". Wanda Sykes' speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner at Washington Hilton, Washington, D.C., www.foxnews.com. May 11, 2009.

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• Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

  Ted Rall

  War, Home, Average

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• We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it evaporates to a certain point - they have lanes now where ships can go that couldn't ever sail through before. And if it gets to a point where it evaporates too much, there's a lot of tundra that's being held down by that ice cap.

  Henry Waxman

  Reality, Ice, Environmental

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• This is a big f...ing deal!

  Joe Biden

  Bigs, Dumb Liberal, Deals

  "NBC Delicately Suggests Biden Is Known for 'Excessive Exuberance'". www.newsbusters.org. August 3, 2015.

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• I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.

  Marion Barry

  Halloween, Two, Gone

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• I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupid, Humorous, Affair

  "Clinton Deposition In Jones Case: 'I've Never Had An Affair With Her'". www.cnn.com.

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• We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

  Debbie Wasserman Schultz

  Law, Stupid Liberal, Dumb Liberal

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• The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.

  John Dingell

  Taken, Long, People

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• Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.

  Eric Massa

  Guy, 50th Birthday, Males

  "Exclusive: Eric Massa on 'Glenn Beck'". "Glenn Beck Program", www.foxnews.com. March 9, 2010.

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• If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.

  Charles Rangel

  Stupid, Army, Fighting

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• If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are.

  Ed Schultz

  Trying, Massachusetts, Vote

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• I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?

  John F. Kerry

  Running, Government, Cuba

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• Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.

  Maxine Waters

  Running, Government, Would Be

  "Is Obama Taking Pointers From Hugo Chavez?" By Glenn Beck, www.foxnews.com. January 11, 2010.

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• He [Barack Obama] was light-skinned with no Negro dialect.

  Harry Reid

  Light, Dialect, Stupid Liberal

  "Code Switching: Are We All Guilty?". "Tell Me More" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. January 13, 2010.

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• I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

  Esai Morales

  Stupid, Wine, Dry

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

  John Hewson

  Stupid, Target, Terrorism

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.

  Tim Robbins

  Bakers, Actors, Politician

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• Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.

  Bruce Paltrow

  Smart, Audience

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• America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

  Johnny Depp

  Hurt, America, Teeth

  "Johnny Depp: U.S. is like a stupid puppy". edition.cnn.com. September 3, 2003.

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• If only faces could talk.

  Pat Summerall

  Funny, Stupid, Faces

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• All this talk of using tax policy to 'assess social costs'...what a dumb idea. The only way to stop polluters is to put them against walls and shoot them.

  David Brin

  Wall, Ideas, Cost

  David Brin (2009). “Earth”, p.265, Spectra

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