Stupid Liberal Quotes

• Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.

  Nancy Pelosi

  Jobs, Stupid, Recovery

  "Nancy Pelosi is an idiot". Interview with Glenn Beck, www.glennbeck.com.

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• A zebra does not change its spots.

  Al Gore

  Witty, Zebras, Inspiration

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

  Joe Biden

  Racism, Racist, Dunkin Donuts

  "Biden explains Indian-American remarks". www.nbcnews.com. July 7, 2006.

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• Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.

  Barack Obama

  Stupid, Thinking, America

  "News outlets pile on Rubio's water bottle moment", www.foxnews.com. February 14, 2013.

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• African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupid, Night, African American

  Clinton, William J. (1995). “Public Papers of the Presidents of the United States: William J. Clinton, 1994”, p.1940, Best Books on

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• Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.

  Maxine Waters

  Running, Government, Dumb

  "Is Obama Taking Pointers From Hugo Chavez?" By Glenn Beck, www.foxnews.com. January 11, 2010.

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• The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.

  Jerry Brown

  Jobs, Stupid, Cutting

  "The Revolt Against Liberal Orthodoxy" by David Harsanyi, www.realclearpolitics.com. June 11, 2010.

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• A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

  Robert Frost

  Men, Political, Tolerance

  "The Geography of the Imagination". Book by Guy Davenport, 1981.

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• If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

  Marion Barry

  Stupid, Silly, Dumb

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• Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them.

  Mary Frances Berry

  Men, Rights, White Man

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• When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'

  Joe Biden

  Greed, Looks, Television

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• Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes - and I see many of them in the audience here today.

  Barack Obama

  Stupid, Hero, Honor

  "Obama's Forgettable Memorial Day". www.slate.com. May 27, 2008.

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• During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.

  Al Gore

  Stupid, Technology, Creating

  "Who Invented the Internet? (It Wasn’t Al Gore)". "Glenn Beck Program", September 15, 2016.

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• If you call it a riot, it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.

  Maxine Waters

  Crazy, Stupid, People

  "Was It a 'Riot,' a 'Disturbance' or a 'Rebellion'?" by Swati Pandey, www.latimes.com. April 29, 2007.

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• Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

  Barbara Boxer

  Funny, Thanksgiving, Stupid

  "Jews in the Senior Chamber" by Dan Klein, www.tabletmag.com. October 12, 2010.

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• His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.

  Joe Biden

  Mom, Dad, Crazy

  "Only ABC Highlights Biden's Gaffe About 'Dead' Mother of Irish PM, Stephanopoulos Lauds VP's 'Smile'". www.newsbusters.org. March 18, 2010.

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• My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

  Hank Johnson

  Stupid, Islands, Guam

  "Hank Johnson Worries Guam Could "Capsize" After Marine Buildup". www.cbsnews.com. April 1, 2010.

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• I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

  Sheryl Crow

  Stupid, Thinking, Law

  "Sheryl Crow Under Fire for Toilet Paper Proposal" by April Rabkin, www.motherjones.com. April 24, 2007.

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• Don't condemn the gangbangers, they've got guns that are trafficked, that are not enforced, that are straw purchased and they come into places even that have strong gun laws. Why? Because we don't have sensible gun legislation.

  Sheila Jackson Lee

  Strong, Stupid, Gun

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• We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.

  Howard Dean

  Dumb, Succeed, Persons

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• If you ban them in the future, the number of these high-capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won't be any more available.

  Diana DeGette

  Gun, Numbers, Magazines

  "Democratic rep ridiculed for fumbling facts on gun magazines". www.foxnews.com. April 4, 2013.

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• Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

  Joy Behar

  Friday, Stupid, Black

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• n case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed.

  Barack Obama

  Stupid, Kansas, People

  "Obama Gaffe: "10,000" Died In Kan. Tornado". www.cbsnews.com. May 9, 2007.

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• It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupidity, Perjury, Really Stupid

  "Bill and Hillary Clinton: Will scandal ever stick to the Clintons?" by John Stossel, www.foxnews.com. May 07, 2015.

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• I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?

  John F. Kerry

  Running, Government, Dumb

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