Dumb Quotes - Page 5

• They misunderestimated me.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Hilarious, Stupid

  "Top 10 Bushisms". content.time.com.

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• The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Mean

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• Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.

  Brian Setzer

  Stupid, Voice, Trying

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• I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I.

  Loretta Young

  Blind, Deaf, Deaf And Dumb

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• I think war is a dangerous place.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Peace, War

  "Bush praises Spain for war effort". www.cnn.com. May 8, 2003.

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• Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

  George W. Bush

  Dream, Stupid, Silly

  "Bush, in his own words". www.theguardian.com. October 18, 2000.

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• I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

  Gib Lewis

  Funny, Stupid, Grateful

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• I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

  Patricia Neal

  Women, Memorable, Blonde

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• You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.

  Halle Berry

  Stupid, Thinking, Kind

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• It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Race

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• I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

  Keanu Reeves

  Smart, Men, People

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• I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Witty, Phoenix

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

  Chuck Nevitt

  Funny, Sports, Baby

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• So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.

  David Krumholtz

  Country, Stupid, Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

  Dennis Rodman

  Funny, Sports, School

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• If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

  Arnold Rothstein

  Men, Why Not, Mobster

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• The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.

  Joe Biden

  Jobs, Stupid, Class

  "Let's talk about Joe Biden" by Mark Goldblatt, www.nationalreview.com. October 28, 2008.

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• I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

  Cameron Diaz

  Funny, Stupid, Blonde

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• Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

  Plato

  Funny, Life, Sarcastic

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• Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

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• I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

  Scott Adams

  Funny, Stupidity, Doubt

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• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

  Jason Kidd

  Teamwork, Sports, Witty

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  Only dumb people are happy.

  Courtney Love

  Love, Stupid, People

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• Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me.

  Karl Rove

  Smart, Winning, President

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• Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that it'll be there Monday. That just demonstrates God's on our side

  Donald Fowler

  Monday, Thinking, New Orleans

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