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  I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Inspiring, Girly

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• No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Clueless, Learning, School

  Interview with Jim Clash, uk.askmen.com. August 23, 2012.

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• See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.

  George W. Bush

  Tyrants, Deceit, Lines

  George W. Bush's speech at the Social Security Conversation in Greece, New York, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. May 24, 2005.

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• Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.

  Ann Landers

  Smart, May, Assuming

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• The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Smart, Believe, Trouble

  Kurt Vonnegut (2007). “The Sirens of Titan”, p.127, Dial Press

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• Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.

  Jonathan Swift

  Wise, Cat, Men

  Jonathan Swift (1861). “The Works of Jonathan Swift ...: With Copious Notes and Additions, and a Memoir of the Author”, p.80

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• I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

  Al Gore

  Funny, Witty, Regret

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• Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

  Rickey Henderson

  Sports, Wells, Percent

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• He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

  Scottie Pippen

  Sports, Hands, Take My Hand

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• The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

  Mike Cameron

  Sports, Years, Sun

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• What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.

  Mario Puzo

  Real, Stupid, Thinking

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• I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.

  Andre Dawson

  Funny, Kids, Looks

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• Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.

  William J. Clinton

  Funny, Stupid, Giving

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• Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds.

  Frank Bruno

  Funny, Jobs, Stupid

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• I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.

  Richard M. Nixon

  Funny, Stupid, Decision

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• So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?

  Michael Barrymore

  Funny, Mother, Children

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• Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.

  Irving Fisher

  Funny, Depression, Money

  "Incoming Presidential Speech: International Society for the Systems Sciences 43rd Annual Meeting" by Peter Corning, complexsystems.org. June 02, 2015.

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• Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

  Dan Duva

  Funny, Years, Boxing

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• The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.

  Frank Rizzo

  Funny, Philadelphia, People

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• Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.

  David Acfield

  Funny, Soccer, Air

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• You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

  Bill Peterson

  Funny, Circles, Guy

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• Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

  Sonny Liston

  Boxing, Shining, Looks

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• I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

  Mia Kirshner

  Stupid, Steps, Dance Steps

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• His (Deschamps') complaint of court life was the same as is made of government at the top in any age: it was composed of hypocrisy, flattery, lying, paying and betraying; it was where calumny and cupidity reigned, common sense lacked, truth dared not appear, and where to survive one had to be deaf, blind, and dumb.

  Barbara Tuchman

  Lying, Government, Common Sense

  Barbara Tuchman (2017). “A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century”, p.539, Penguin UK

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• The Holy Night We sate among the stalls at Bethlehem; The dumb kine from their fodder turning them, Softened their horned faces To almost human gazes Toward the newly Born: The simple shepherds from the star-lit brooks Brought visionary looks, As yet in their astonied hearing rung The strange sweet angel-tongue: The magi of the East, in sandals worn, Knelt reverent, sweeping round, With long pale beards, their gifts upon the ground, The incense, myrrh, and gold These baby hands were impotent to hold: So let all earthlies and celestials wait Upon thy royal state. Sleep, sleep, my kingly One!

  Elizabeth Barrett Browning

  Sweet, Baby, Stars

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