Clueless Quotes

• My first audition was an open call and I had no picture and no resume - that's how clueless I was. I just thought I could show up.

  Adepero Oduye

  Firsts, Auditions, Resumes

  "Interview with Adepero Oduye star of Pariah". Women and Hollywood Interview, www.womenandhollywood.com. Deccember 26, 2011.

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• Imagine how asleep or utterly unperceptive and clueless you would have to be not to see yourself as absurd for the most part.

  John Malkovich

  Imagine, Absurd

  Interview with Novid Parsi, www.timeout.com. August 24, 2007.

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• Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

  Cher

  School, Boys, Useless

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• Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

  Cher

  White, Shirts, Capable

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• Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

  Cher

  Sex, Boys, Thinking

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• Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.

  Cher

  Peaceful, Needs, News

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• Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

  Cher

  Sex, Looks, Body

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• Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

  Cher

  Christian, Boys, Next Day

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• So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair-ew!-and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

  Cher

  Mean, Thinking, Hair

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• You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Shoes, Feet, Goes On

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• Do you prefer ‘fashion victim’ or ‘ensembly challenged’?

  Alicia Silverstone

  Fashion, Victim

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• Everything I think and everything I do is wrong.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Thinking

  "Fictional character: Cher". "Clueless", www.imdb.com. 1995.

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• No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Learning, School, Bad Ass

  Interview with Jim Clash, uk.askmen.com. August 23, 2012.

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• Before I was a mom I used to think that parents who worried about their kids watching MTV were just clueless. Now that I'm a mom, I see what the fuss was all about!

  Martha Quinn

  Mom, Kids, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate. I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength.

  Cher

  Hate, Sanctuary, My Thoughts

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• I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Stupid, Thinking, Dumb Celebrity

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

  Douglas Coupland

  People, Dating, Financial

  Douglas Coupland (2008). “JPod”, p.11, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• I loved 'Clueless.' That was one of my favorite movies of all time.

  Amanda Bynes

  My Favorite, Sports Movie, Blazing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I've never done a teen movie before, but I certainly could tell you some of the ones I came very close on. I was very close on Clueless and She's All That.

  Mia Kirshner

  Done

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• With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

  Douglas Coupland

  Years, Knowing, People

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• I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Funny, Stupid, Thinking

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• In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.

  Scott Adams

  Business, Obvious, Competitors

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• I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, "No, but he and Ken got married last week." Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.

  James Howe

  War, Mean, Play

  James Howe (2005). “Totally Joe”, p.100, Simon and Schuster

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• I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless.

  Gene Weingarten

  Punctuation Marks, Needs, Irony

  Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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• Educating people beyond their intellectual means is a disservice to humanity. A clueless person who knows little is a nuisance; a clueless person who knows a lot is a menace.

  George Jonas

  Mean, People, Humanity

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