Dieting Quotes - Page 3

• I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

  Jean Kerr

  Inspirational, Travel, Airplane

  JEAN KERR (1960). “THE SNAKE HAS ALL THE LINES”

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• Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.

  Mimi Sheraton

  Animal, Long, Doe

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• Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Drinking, Beer, Weight Loss

  "Cat's Cradle". Book by Kurt Vonnegut, 1963.

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• I don't believe in dieting.

  Joan Collins

  Believe, Don't Believe, Diets

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• I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

  William Powell

  Worry, Diets

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• Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

  Bruce Froemming

  Men, Murder, Show Me

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• You'd think that I'd be dieting, but I'm not.

  Kelly Hu

  Thinking

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• I don't really diet or anything. I'm miserable when I'm dieting and I like the way I look. I'm really sick of all these actresses looking like birds I'd rather look a little chubby on camera and look like a person in real life, than look great on screen and look like a scarecrow in real life.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Real, Sick, Bird

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

  Oscar Wilde

  Food, Oysters, Sick

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• I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels.

  Kat Dennings

  Food, Loss, Four

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

  Lara Stone

  Thinking, Pizza

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.

  Giada De Laurentiis

  Pasta, Funny Diet, Fats

  "Giada De Laurentiis' slim-cooking secrets". Interview with Alison Prato, www.health.com. February 4, 2013.

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• Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

  Cathy Hopkins

  Death, Drinking, Beer

  Cathy Hopkins (2007). “Mates, Dates and Chocolate Cheats”, p.13, Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.

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• I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

  Dave Barry

  Inspiring, Weight Loss, Years

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• Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

  Doug Larson

  Life, Hilarious, Food

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• Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.

  Kingsley Amis

  Funny, Food, Men

  'One Fat Englishman' (1963) ch. 3.

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• I take care of myself, which includes dieting, exercising and minimising stress. I joke that I've been on a diet since 1974, which is basically true.

  Kim Cattrall

  Stress, Exercise, Care

  "Kim Cattrall’s Hot Body Isn’t Easy To Maintain: ‘I’ve Been On A Diet Since 1974’". Woman & Home Magazine Interview, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 8, 2013.

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• If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner

  Henry Sambrooke Leigh

  Fitness, Food, Weight Loss

  Henry Sambrooke Leigh (1869). “Carols of Cockayne”, p.186

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• Gluttony is not a secret vice.

  Orson Welles

  Food, Cooking, Secret

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• The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Witty, Inspirational Life

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.9, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

  Erma Bombeck

  Loss, Two, Pounds

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• It is easier to change a man's religion than to change his diet.

  Margaret Mead

  Inspirational, Motivational, Food

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• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

  Barbara Johnson

  Food, Weight Loss, Dessert First

  Barbara Johnson (2000). “Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends”, p.67, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Weight Loss, Funny Diet

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• Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, 'You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.'

  Dave Barry

  Exercise, Snickers, Tiny

  Dave Barry (1999). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Random House Digital, Inc.

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