Bumper Quotes

• A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

  Richard Brinsley Sheridan

  Clever, Justice, Judging

  1775 The Duenna, act 2, sc.3.

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• I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take.

  Anjelica Huston

  Niece, Car, People

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• We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

  David Cross

  Winning, Firsts, Bumper Sticker

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle / WireTap, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

  David Cross

  Funny, Hate, Humor

  "Let America Laugh". Interview with Dan Hoyle, www.alternet.org. January 1, 2004.

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• A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  George Carlin

  Nature, Philosophy, Stupid

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• I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Insanity, Suffering, Signatures

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• Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

  A. A. Milne

  Love, Missing You, Thinking Of You

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• I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

  Ron White

  Bumper Sticker, Carrots, Chains

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• Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Funny, Crazy, Missing

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  A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

  Steve Martin

  Funny, Witty, Laughter

  FaceBook post by Steve Martin from Jun 14, 2011

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• Aging is for people who don't know any better.

  Tony Horton

  Fishing, People, Aging

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• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Inspirational, Money, Math

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• A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

  Albert Einstein

  Drinking, Alcohol, Inventory

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• God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.

  Dave Mustaine

  Fishing, People, Bars

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• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

  Gerard Way

  Missing, Mind, Bumper Sticker

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  A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

  William James

  Motivational, Inspiring, Attitude

  "American Treasury, 1455 - 1955". Book by Clifton Fadimany, 1455 - 1955, 1955.

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• There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

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• Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  "Complaints and Grievances". Documentary, Comedy, 2001.

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• When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

  Darynda Jones

  Hands, Bumper Sticker, Lemons

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.306, Macmillan

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• I think the inflation prospects for the U.S. over the next five or six, seven years, are quite serious. You cannot have a bumper crop in apples without the value or the price of each apple falling. The Fed has had the largest increase in the monetary base in the history of the U.S., from colonial times to the present, times ten.

  Arthur Laffer

  Fall, Thinking, Years

  "Journal Editorial Report" with Paul Gigot, www.foxnews.com. June 12, 2010.

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• Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

  Darynda Jones

  Hands, Pickles, Bumper Sticker

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• The road to hell is paved with reasonable religion with a non-anxious god. Most days, I'm pretty happy driving down that road. But I keep running into this Crazy Fellow along the way. At every stop light, he jumps up and down to get my attention. He pounds on my window asking me where the heck I think I'm going. He stands on the front bumper, shouting at me to turn around. When all else fails, he throws himself in front of the car. He's such a drama queen.

  Mark Galli

  Running, Queens, Drama

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• You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Car, Might

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• [Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love.

  Shane Claiborne

  Christian, Jesus, Our Love

  "Plotting goodness together: An interview with Shane Claiborne". Interview with Jonathan Merritt, religionnews.com. May 22, 2013.

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