Bumper Quotes - Page 2

• One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.

  Kevin Sessums

  Sobriety, Judgmental, Bumper Sticker

  Source: www.thedailybeast.com

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• If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?

  Natasha Friend

  Mom, Mother, Bumper Sticker

  Natasha Friend (2012). “My Life in Black and White”, p.45, Penguin

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• I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

  Darynda Jones

  Children, Thinking, Bumper Sticker

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.50, St. Martin's Press

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• A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

  Tim Dorsey

  Beach, Florida, Legs

  Tim Dorsey (2012). “Pineapple Grenade: A Novel”, p.7, Harper Collins

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• Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  Jill Shalvis

  Smile, Keep Smiling, Lips And Kissing

  Jill Shalvis (2011). “Head Over Heels”, p.100, Hachette UK

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• The coolest thing, and I have it at home, is a huge Hulk Hogan, normal-sized pinball machine. When people come over they play it for hours. When you hit the bumpers and the bells ring it goes, 'Oh yeah!' The whole time you're playing this machine it's yelling and screaming at you, 'What you gonna do, brother?!' I think that's the coolest.

  Hulk Hogan

  Brother, Home, Thinking

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• Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made. Because anyone who isn’t straight, anyone who isn’t male, anyone who isn’t white, anyone who isn’t upper middle class knows that stuff doesn’t just happen. Stuff gets done by people to people. Nothing is a coincidence. Nothing is random. This isn’t osmosis. And so we act as if it’s this passive thing, but yet that’s not the case.

  Tim Wise

  Osmosis, Class, White

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• [My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a yard sign or anything in our yards, never contributed to anybody's campaign.

  Jeff Sessions

  Father, War, Home

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• Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

  Darynda Jones

  Insanity, Genius, Bumper Sticker

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• You can't change your life. This mode in literature goes against the more middle-brown mode, which is about shaping your destiny, changing it. You can't change it, you just become passive in front of it. Even if we live in a godless universe, there are paths set, there are trajectories, like bumper cars just pulling those trajectories, colliding.

  Tommy McCarthy

  Destiny, Car, Literature

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Cancer, Book

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• California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other variety, too.

  Ronald Reagan

  Vegetables, Nuts, California

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• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

  Steven Wright

  Sleep, Naps, Annoying

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• I see the whole field of environmentalis m and population as nothing more
  than the survival of the human species. I have wanted to have some bumper
  sticker made up saying 'Save the Humans'. At the bottom of it all, we are
  trying to save ourselves.

  Ted Turner

  Survival, Trying, Fields

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• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

  Steven Wright

  Life, Positive, Success

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• America need a significantly changed taxation system. And the one that I've advocated is based on tithing, because I think God is a pretty fair guy. If you give me a tithe, it doesn't matter how much you make. If you've had a bumper crop, you don't owe me triple tithes. And if you've had no crops at all, you don't owe me no tithes. So there must be something inherently fair about it.

  Benjamin Carson

  Thinking, America, Giving

  Source: www.cbsnews.com

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• The center has had the challenge of always having to be reasonable, balanced. If you're on the right, you can reach to the right; and on the left, you can reach left. But the center hasn't always sold as well in politics - it doesn't fit neatly on a bumper sticker. But what we're seeing is that citizens in countries around the world are realizing that, no, it's more important to be responsible and optimistic and thoughtful about the solutions and not feed knee-jerk, negative emotions.

  Justin Trudeau

  Country, Optimistic, Thoughtful

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• Isn't the Democratic Party the official SODOMIZER PROTECTION ASSOCIATION of AMERICA -- oh, I forgot, it was just an accident that Clintoon's[sic] first act in office was to promote "gays in the military." RAGHEADS are Boy-Bumpers as clearly as they are Women-Haters -- it all goes together.

  Jerome Corsi

  Military, Party, Gay

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• Do we honestly believe that hopeless kids growing up under the harsh new rules will turn out to be chaste, studious, responsible adults? On the contrary, by limiting welfare, job training, education and nutritious food, won't we plant the seeds for another bumper crop of out-of-wedlock moms, deadbeat dads and worse?

  Richard Stolley

  Mom, Jobs, Dad

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• If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.

  Wes Nisker

  News, Bumper Sticker, Ifs

  "Danny Schechter, 'News Dissector' and Human Rights Activist, Dies at 72" by Sam Roberts, www.nytimes.com. March 23, 2015.

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• A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than the other one that women around the White House have started using - 'I'm hidin' from Biden.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  White, House, Groups

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• I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.

  Cher

  Mother, Strong, Jobs

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was a total fraud because I was a television writer.

  George Meyer

  Long, People, Car

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• I wish I knew how we achieve the goal of world peace. My bumper sticker reads 'Just Another Version of You.' The sooner we agree that we're just other versions of each other - we human beings - the sooner we will find some sense of world peace.

  Norman Lear

  Goal, Wish, World

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.

  George Carlin

  Teacher, Children, Parent

  "George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2001.

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