Ass Quotes - Page 10

• [On the House Un-American Activities Committee] They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.

  Humphrey Bogart

  House, Patriotism, Nails

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Travel, Should Have, Noses

  Benjamin Franklin (2008). “The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac”, p.11, Nayika Publishing

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• The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother.

  Mark Twain

  Travel, Brother, Hands

  Mark Twain (2008). “The Innocents Abroad”, p.233, Velvet Element Books

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• Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Christmas, Christian

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• The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You've got to give them a year and a half, two years. They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is.

  Bill Murray

  Years, Two, Giving

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.

  William S. Burroughs

  Recovery, Addiction, Alcohol

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• Everybody wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you on?

  Lance Armstrong

  Inspirational, Sports, Athlete

  "The Observer Effect". www.sbs.com.au. September 22, 2013.

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• I look back now and realize you have to learn the system. Not kiss ass, but you have to learn the system.

  Ozzie Guillen

  Baseball, Kissing, Looks

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• You can kiss my Kiss-loving ass because Kiss was never a critic's band. It was a people's band.

  Tom Morello

  Kissing, People, Band

  "Rock Hall Quotes: 20 Awesome Quips From Nirvana, Springsteen, Kiss and More" by Jessica Letkemann, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 11, 2014.

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• When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.

  LL Cool J

  Music, Kissing, World

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• I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year.

  Kanye West

  Artist, Rapper, Years

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• The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

  Florynce Kennedy

  Fitness Motivational, Sitting, Sin

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• Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

  John Wayne

  Inspirational, Life, Stupid

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• Life is never easy for those who dream.

  Robert James Waller

  Funny, Life, Dream

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• I hope you're all Republicans.

  Ronald Reagan

  Bad Ass, Republican

  Ronald Reagan, Bill Adler (1981). “The Reagan wit”, Jameson Books

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• Free your mind and your ass will follow

  George Clinton

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  George Clinton (2014). “Brothas Be, Yo Like George, Ain't That Funkin' Kinda Hard On You?: A Memoir”, p.360, Simon and Schuster

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• The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.

  William Blake

  God, Kissing, Luck

  William Blake (1979). “Complete writings: with variant readings”

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• In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books.

  Michel de Montaigne

  Teacher, Children, Educational

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• Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight.

  Ronnie Coleman

  Motivational, Fitness, Workout

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• Each workout is like a brick in a building, and every time you go in there and do a half-ass workout, you're not laying a brick down. Somebody else is.

  Dorian Yates

  Motivational, Workout, Bodybuilding

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot of bad shots?

  Bobby Jones

  Silly, Golf, Boys

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• Art will remain the most astonishing activity of mankind born out of struggle between wisdom and madness, between dream and reality in our mind.

  Magdalena Abakanowicz

  Dream, Art, Struggle

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• Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.

  Cecil B. DeMille

  Creativity, Bad Ass, Drug

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• Truly creative people care a little about what they have done, and a lot about what they are doing. Their driving focus is the life force that surges in them now.

  Alan Cohen

  Creativity, Bad Ass, People

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• Too much of our work amounts to the drudgery of arranging means toward ends, mechanically placing the right foot in front of the left and the left in front of the right, moving down narrow corridors toward narrow goals. Play widens the halls. Work will always be with us, and many works are worthy. But the worthiest works of all often reflect an artful creativity that looks more like play than work.

  James Ogilvy

  Inspirational, Moving, Creativity

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