Bill Gates Funny Quotes

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• Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

  Bill Gates

  Funny, Success, Hilarious

  "Are We All Nerds Now?" by Matthew Kitchen, www.esquire.com. May 25, 2013.

• I spend a lot of time reading.

  Bill Gates

  Inspirational, Funny, Reading

  "One-on-One with Bill Gates". Interview With Peter Jennings, abcnews.go.com. February 16, 2005.

• in china when you're one in a million, there are 1300 people just like you

  Bill Gates

  Funny, Humor, People

• Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.

  Bill Gates

  Funny, Success, Business

  "Why I Hate Spam" by Bill Gates, www.wsj.com. June 23, 2003.

• No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer

  Bill Gates

  Funny, Memories, Dumb

• There are people who don't like capitalism, and people who don't like PCs. But there's no-one who likes the PC who doesn't like Microsoft.

  Bill Gates

  Inspirational, Funny, People

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