Doug Stanhope Quotes About Quitting

Quotes about: Quitting

• Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

  Doug Stanhope

  Drinking, Sick, Alcohol

• I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Hate, Drinking

  "Something to Take the Edge Off", 2000.

• If you're in high-school and you're not having fun, quit.

  Doug Stanhope

  Fun, School, Quitting

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