Doug Stanhope Quotes About Parents

Quotes about: Parents

• If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

  Doug Stanhope

  Children, Parent, Language

  "Before Turning the Gun on Himself". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2012.

• I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Jobs, Humor

  "Something to Take the Edge Off". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2000.

• If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

  Doug Stanhope

  Mean, Parent, Mouths

• I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.

  Doug Stanhope

  Waiting, Parent, Wallets

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