Doug Stanhope Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• "Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

  Doug Stanhope

  Mother, Wind, Lunch

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• Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

  Doug Stanhope

  Mothers Day, Wall, Fists

• My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.

  Doug Stanhope

  Mother, Dark, Comedy

• I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

  Doug Stanhope

  Mother, Experts, Demolition

• You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

  Doug Stanhope

  Mother, Abortion, Trying

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