Doug Stanhope Quotes About Drugs

Quotes about: Drugs

• There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Humor, Two

  "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Video, August 24, 2004.

• Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

  Doug Stanhope

  Fighting, Drug, Should

• Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

  Doug Stanhope

  Cancer, Boredom, Drug

  "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, 2004.

• If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

  Doug Stanhope

  Drug, Needs, Done

• All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Cancer, Humor

  "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, August 24, 2004.

• There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

  Doug Stanhope

  Car, House, Drug

  Source: www.esquire.com

• I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

  Doug Stanhope

  Drinking, Drug, Lasts

• The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.

  Doug Stanhope

  Drug, Mind

• People always try to palm me weed when I'm always talking about how I don't smoke weed. But they always try to ... and when they stop offering me weed, then I'm going to feel kind of out of touch, like: "What did I do wrong that you won't offer me drugs that I don't do?" Because I'll trade those drugs out for drugs that I do do.

  Doug Stanhope

  Weed, People, Drug

  Source: hightimes.com

• Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

  Doug Stanhope

  Support, Drug, Suvs

  "Doug Stanhope: Word of Mouth". Comedy, 2002.

• I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

  Doug Stanhope

  Drug, Drank

• They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

  Doug Stanhope

  Drug, Done, Problem

• If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.

  Doug Stanhope

  Government, Drug, Members

• I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.

  Doug Stanhope

  Thinking, Marijuana, People

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