Suvs Quotes

• Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

  Doug Stanhope

  Support, Drug, Terrorism

  "Doug Stanhope: Word of Mouth". Comedy, 2002.

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• I know who made the environment and he's coming back and going to burn it all up. So yes, I drive an SUV.

  Mark Driscoll

  Environment, Made, Coming Back

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• We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK. That's not leadership. That's not going to happen.

  Barack Obama

  Leadership, Country, Home

  "Obama's Oval Office Hypocrisy" by Steven Milloy, www.foxnews.com. January 31, 2009.

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• A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.” “That’s strange.” “Why?” “Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.” “That is strange.

  Darynda Jones

  Guy, Strange, Kill Me

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.106, Macmillan

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• Pluto's warm-up is a reminder that no matter where you are climate happens. It always has, it always will - with or without SUVs. And it should remind us to continue taking with an ever-increasing grain of salt these claims that your car acts as a weather machine.

  Chris Horner

  Weather, Car, Climate

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• What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car

  Simone Elkeles

  Smart, Car, Dump

  Simone Elkeles (2011). “Rules of Attraction”, Simon and Schuster

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• My SUV, assuming Hummer comes out with a model for those who find the current ones too cramped, will look something like the Louisiana Superdome on wheels. It'll guzzle so much gas as I walk out to my driveway there will be squads of Saudi princes gaping and applauding. It'll come, when I buy it, with little Hondas and Mazdas already embedded in the front grillwork.

  David Brooks

  Squad, Littles, Wheels

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• We need a new law that owners of SUVs (Sport Utility Vehicles) are automatically in the military reserve. Then they can go get their own goddamn oil.

  Jello Biafra

  Sports, Military, Law

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• If I drive my SUV I'm supporting terrorism. Okay, I'll take a taxi, Is that better?

  Greg Giraldo

  Driving, Terrorism, Taxi

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• I believe we can and should have it all. Lower deficits but higher spending. More peace with a bigger military that goes off and kills terrorists and whatnot. A cleaner environment without forcing SUVs off the road.

  Craig Armstrong

  Military, Believe, Should Have

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• I'm looking at the window and can't understand why there are six hundred thousand SUVs here in this little town. No one can even move. Why doesn't everyone just get out and walk?

  Kelly Reichardt

  Moving, Littles, Towns

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Every time I was driving on the L.A. freeway in a small car it was very unnerving for me. One time I rented an SUV and it just changed my whole perspective of driving and I was converted to SUVs from that day on.

  Lauren Lee Smith

  Perspective, Car, Driving

  "The fruit of Lauren Lee Smith's labour". Interview with Petrina Gentile, www.theglobeandmail.com. April 13, 2011.

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• I called Clay from the SUV. "How'd it go at the paper?" he asked. "She called me perky." "Ouch.

  Kelley Armstrong

  Clay, Ouch, Paper

  Kelley Armstrong (2009). “Frostbitten”, p.60, Bantam

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• Everybody has a gas-guzzling car because people like SUVs. They would like SUVs if they were hybrid vehicles that had the same horsepower and used less gasoline. Instead, what the auto manufacturers are doing is building SUVs that are hybrid vehicles that use the same amount of gasoline because they up the horsepower. That's a decision that they make to market irresponsible economic behavior. The American people like the SUVs, they have kids, they, they need them, they get around in them, but we have options.

  William J. Clinton

  Kids, Car, People

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• If everybody that had two cars had a Prius instead of an SUV, we wouldn't be in the Middle East right now.

  Meryl Streep

  Two, Car, Middle East

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• I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for a cliff, you have to change direction. That's what the American people called for in November, and that's what we intend to deliver.

  Barack Obama

  Change, People, Care

  "House Democrats, Obama Retreat To Williamsburg". Interview with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. February 6, 2009.

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• Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Stupid, Hateful, Wonder

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• Some people think that our planet is suffering from a fever. Now scientists are telling us that Mars is experiencing its own planetary warming: Martian warming. This has led some people, not necessarily scientists, to wonder if Mars and Jupiter, non signatories to the Kyoto Treaty, are actually inhabited by alien SUV-driving industrialists.

  Fred Thompson

  Thinking, Kyoto, People

  "Fred Thompson on global warming" by Brian Romans, www.wired.com. October 18, 2007.

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• Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You know, it's as if these people don't hate us enough already. I mean, they live in mud huts, they have thatch roofs, their clothes are made of straw. We pull up in a bunch of Humvees and SUVs going, 'Hey, you want to cut the smoke out of here?'

  Jay Leno

  Country, Hate, Mean

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• I was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time.

  Alonzo Bodden

  Men, Car, Asian

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• The message I am trying to get across is exactly this: Protecting the environment does not require us to be against large SUVs or trucks. Instead we should develop technology to cut down greenhouse gas emissions because that is where the action is - it's not about what the size of the car is.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Cutting, Technology, Car

  Source: www.spiegel.de

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• The SUV was the only car moving. Josh had his foot pressed flat to the floor, and the needle on the speedometer hovered close to eighty. He was becoming more comfortable with the controls—he hadn't hit anything for at least a minute.

  Michael Scott

  Moving, Feet, Car

  Michael Scott (2012). “The First Codex”, p.68, Delacorte Books for Young Readers

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• Folks, we're starting to learn more and more about that man arrested in the New York SUV car bombing case. His name is Faisal Shahzad. He's from Pakistan. What tipped off the authorities he might be the bomber? His name is Faisal Shahzad. He's from Pakistan.

  Jay Leno

  New York, Men, Names

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• I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a celebrity. I always say that I'm a celebrity-adjacent.

  Diablo Cody

  Mom, Stores, Groceries

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• Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke up wanting to marry me. It turns out want to marry him on even days of the month, so to date we've been spared commitment.

  Janet Evanovich

  Dog, Jobs, Commitment

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Eleven on Top”, p.21, Macmillan

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