Doug Stanhope Quotes About Cancer

Quotes about: Cancer

• Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

  Doug Stanhope

  Cancer, Boredom, Drug

  "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, 2004.

• All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Cancer, Humor

  "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, August 24, 2004.

• I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

  Doug Stanhope

  Cancer, Eye, Naked

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