Doug Stanhope Quotes About Babies

Quotes about: Babies

• I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

  Doug Stanhope

  Baby, Father, People

• The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

  Doug Stanhope

  Baby, War, Excuse You

• If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Baby, Humor

• Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Beautiful, Baby

  "Something to Take the Edge Off". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2000.

• Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Baby, Humor

  "Doug Stanhope: Deadbeat Hero". Comedy, 2004.

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