If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said the only hope -and it's a strange thought - is if they put the button to launch the nuclear war behind a man's heart. The President, then, with a rusty knife, would have to cut out the man's heart, kill the man, to get to the button.
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'
If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.
A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.
Directing requires great discipline, that ability to be in and out at the same time. The great ones I've worked with are like generals. It's a bit like a small war on that level. The great ones have that combination of freedom and control. I'm nowhere near that. There's still so much to do as an actor. I have enough to explore with that.
Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.
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