Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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