The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.
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