After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.
2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.
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