Lewis Black Quotes - Page 11

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• Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

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  Media, Becoming, Pundits

  "Cashing in on political comedy" by Patrick Gavin, www.politico.com. September 22, 2012.

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• One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.

  Lewis Black

  Tomorrow, Rich, Stills

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• These ballot initiatives remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky!

  Lewis Black

  Dream, Land, America

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• Ninety percent of a shirt that not only was bright purple and green but with a design on it that, if you moved too quickly, might cause a seizure in an unsuspecting onlooker.

  Lewis Black

  Purple, Design, Green

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• I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.

  Lewis Black

  Basketball, Football, College

  "Lewis Black Is No Judge Judy". Interview with Nick Baumann, www.motherjones.com. March 11, 2008.

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• We don't have seasons anymore. You know why? We lost the ozone layer. Well, put it on milk cartons - let's find it!

  Lewis Black

  Ozone, Layers, Milk

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• What I've found in my career is that 70 to 75 percent of comics are nice and have some sense of social skills, but there are those who end up in comedy because they don't know how to socialize. I don't want to deal with that group.

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  Nice, Skills, Careers

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• I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

  Lewis Black

  People, Insane, Sometimes

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• You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

  Lewis Black

  Stupid, Winning

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• I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they deserve. And it's nice, if you've put in the time, to achieve that recognition.

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  Nice, Guy, Lucky

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• It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'

  Lewis Black

  Thinking, Night, Long

  "Cashing in on political comedy" by Patrick Gavin, www.politico.com. September 22, 2012.

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• The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself.

  Lewis Black

  Military, Kids, Golf

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• You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

  Lewis Black

  Stupid, Energy, Alternatives

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• Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

  Lewis Black

  Creepy, Sneaky, Nancy

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• I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

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  Golf, Thinking, Play

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• The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine.

  Lewis Black

  Long, Laughing, Political

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• I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

  Lewis Black

  Iphone, Pieces, Miserable

  Interview with Tom Lewis, www.scpr.org. September 7, 2012.

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• My parents were married for sixty-five years, and I was married for about ten minutes, my first year at Yale Drama School. Something, somehow, didn't get passed on to my generation.

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  Drama, School, Yale

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• You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

  Lewis Black

  Thinking, Long, Hanukkah

  "Comedy Central Presents". TV Series, (1998– ).

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