Lewis Black Quotes About Earth

Quotes about: Earth

• Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Atheist, Humor

• Earth Day was created because we were doing a lot of drugs, more drugs than you could ever f@*! imagine. And so we came up with Earth Day, so we'd have one day that would remind us what planet we were living on.

  Lewis Black

  Earth Day, Drug, One Day

• If somebody tries to tell me the earth was created in 7 days I take a fossil and say "FOSSIL". If he still won't shut up I throw it at him.

  Lewis Black

  Trying, Earth, Fossils

• Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, Fossil. And if they keep talking, I throw it just over their heads.

  Lewis Black

  Believe, Talking, Earth

  "Lewis Black: Red, White and Screwed". TV Special, www.imdb.com. 2006.

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