Lewis Black Quotes About Halloween

Quotes about: Halloween

• Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Christmas, Christian

• All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Halloween, Corn On The Cob

• The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

  Lewis Black

  Halloween, Years, America

• If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.

  Lewis Black

  Funny, Hurt, Halloween

  "The Carnegie Hall Performance". Comedy album, 2006.

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