The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea.' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier.'
The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.
We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas.
How long can we go without real leadership? It's like an experiment. It's [a problem with] both parties, it's beyond belief.
I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"
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