Lewis Black Quotes About College

Quotes about: College

• Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. "If it weren't for my horse..." as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go — "I wouldn't have spent that year in college," which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!

  Lewis Black

  Horse, College, Thinking

• If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

  Lewis Black

  Horse, College, Years

  "The White Album". 2000.

• When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

  Lewis Black

  Horse, College, Years

• No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.

  Lewis Black

  Mother, Mean, College

  "Lewis Black's Life Advice for Millennials" by Gwynne Watkins, www.gq.com. August 22, 2013.

• Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.

  Lewis Black

  Dad, Kids, College

• Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

  Lewis Black

  Home, College, Race

  Interview with Amelie Gillette, tv.avclub.com. June 7, 2006.

• I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.

  Lewis Black

  Basketball, Football, College

  "Lewis Black Is No Judge Judy". Interview with Nick Baumann, www.motherjones.com. March 11, 2008.

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