Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.
It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
How can we lose when we're so sincere?
I am not concerned with simply surviving. I am very concerned about improving. I start each day by examining yesterday's work and looking for areas where I can improve. I am always trying to draw the characters better, and trying to design each panel somewhat in the manner a painter would treat his canvas.
What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?" "No." "As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?" "Right." "There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?" "Right." "You were born to live in this world, right?" "Right." "WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please.
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.
Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday will get better.
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
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