Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?
Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.
You can't write a term paper before breakfast.
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!
The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.
Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
Happiness is a sad song.
Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!
Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
I come from a long line of generations!
Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!
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