Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
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