Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
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