Karl Pilkington Quotes - Page 4

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• I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

  Karl Pilkington

  Book, Giving, Looks

  "The Ricky Gervais Show" podcast (Season 2, Episode 2), March 2006.

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• The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.

  Karl Pilkington

  Pyramids, Design, Tiny

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• I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

  Karl Pilkington

  Animal, House, Pet

  "Karl Pilkington On 'An Idiot Abroad,' Endangered Animals & Ricky Gervais (VIDEO)". Interview with Jordan Zakarin, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 20, 2012.

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• I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

  Karl Pilkington

  Fun, Just Sayin

  "The Podfather Trilogy". Podcast released by Guardian Unlimited, Episode 2, Thanksgiving, November 2006.

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• Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

  Karl Pilkington

  Nice, Looks, Ugly

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• People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

  Karl Pilkington

  Thinking, Ducks, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

  Karl Pilkington

  Perfect, Vision, Committees

  Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

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• Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.

  Karl Pilkington

  Jobs, Media, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.

  Karl Pilkington

  Animal, Rocks, Sea

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• Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

  Karl Pilkington

  Years, Body, Sometimes

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• That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

  Karl Pilkington

  Animal, Together, Scorpions

  "The Ricky Gervais Show" podcast (Season 3, Episode 2), 2006.

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• Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

  Karl Pilkington

  Caught, Frisbee

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.

  Karl Pilkington

  Art, Eye, Bored

  Source: www.theguardian.com

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• I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

  Karl Pilkington

  Arses, Fart, Humans

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• Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

  Karl Pilkington

  Toads

  Xfm, November 2, 2002.

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• The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

  Karl Pilkington

  Sunday, Thinking, People

  Karl Pilkington (2010). “An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington”, p.160, Canongate Books

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• I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

  Karl Pilkington

  Dark, Thinking, Cake

  Karl Pilkington (2010). “An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington”, p.131, Canongate Books

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• As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

  Karl Pilkington

  Funny, Baby, Jesus

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• It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

  Karl Pilkington

  Monkeys, Publication, Happens

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• With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

  Karl Pilkington

  Funny, Littles, Twins

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• If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

  Karl Pilkington

  Animal, Interesting, Ifs

  Xfm (Radio X, United Kingdom), July 26, 2003.

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• Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

  Karl Pilkington

  Funny, Experts, Avocados

  "The Podfather Trilogy" Podcast ("Christmas", Episode 3), 2008.

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• Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.

  Karl Pilkington

  Baby, Littles, Stuff

  Xfm, December 1, 2001.

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• If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

  Karl Pilkington

  Eye, Wings, Havens

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• Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

  Karl Pilkington

  Funny, Teaching, Thinking

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