Frisbee Quotes

• I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

  Demetri Martin

  Sports, Okay, Persons

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• One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers.

  Mark Thomas

  Believe, Mushrooms, Police

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• I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

  Boris Johnson

  Redneck, Becoming, Chance

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other end of the field is receiving an impression, a vibration from you.

  Frederick Lenz

  Communication, Health, Buddhism

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• Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

  Stewart Francis

  Looks, Parks, Wonder

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• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Laughter, Roof Over Your Head

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Transform yourself. It is not the opponent that will change, or the Frisbee. They will change in relation to your change. You must change.

  Frederick Lenz

  Health, Buddhism, Opponents

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• John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded.

  Jon Lajoie

  Kings, Order, People

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• Your ego interferes, your sense of self. When you let go of the mind, the Frisbee will take its own path.

  Frederick Lenz

  Letting Go, Health, Buddhism

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• It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

  Peter Kay

  Style, Looks, Impossible

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• When you unite the nothingness of your mind with the nothingness of the Frisbee, then the Frisbee is not a Frisbee, and you are not you.

  Frederick Lenz

  Health, Buddhism, Mind

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• Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Lonely, Humor

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• Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Years, Chasing, Five Year Olds

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• I always had the ability to throw a frisbee pretty well. I don't why.

  Joel Silver

  Ability, Wells

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• I was actually really impressed by how many awkward stories we had, ranging from bad haircuts to one guy told us about being on the beach and he threw a Frisbee and it hit a lady in the head. His immediate reaction was to turn and he found a kid next to him and pointed to the kid, it's those kinds of moments. I was really impressed with the volume of fun stories we got to play with. No one was a loser in this game; they were all winners .

  Danny Pudi

  Beach, Fun, Kids

  Source: collider.com

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• The Frisbee is a round disk. That's the somethingness. But it has another side; it has a nothingness which you cannot perceive with your physical mind or your senses.

  Frederick Lenz

  Health, Buddhism, Mind

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• Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?

  Karl Pilkington

  Caught

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The more perfectly you can refine the process of Frisbee, the tighter your energy is and the more you become one with the nothingness of the Frisbee, the nothingness of the play.

  Frederick Lenz

  Health, Buddhism, Play

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• We're starting our own religion at last. The Order of Frisbeetarians. We believe that when you die, your soul ascends to a rooftop and you can never get it back.

  Bono

  Believe, Order, Soul

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• When I began to play Frisbee, I would play with my friends and we used to do difficult things. We would stand in front of lines of trees that were parallel. We would spend hours throwing frisbees back and forth between these tight spots.

  Frederick Lenz

  Play, Tree, Lines

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• I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but I don’t know why they’d decided to confine its purpose just to sitting. Obviously, sitting was one of the things you could do in a room this size; but you could also stage operas, hold cycling races, and have an absolutely cracking game of frisbee, all at the same time, without having to move any of the furniture. It could rain in a room this big.

  Hugh Laurie

  Rain, Moving, Cycling

  Hugh Laurie (1998). “The Gun Seller”, p.165, Simon and Schuster

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• I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but I make the popcorn in the pot, and it comes out fine every time.

  Bill Nye

  Party, Mean, Play

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• You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.

  Erma Bombeck

  4th Of July, Food, Patriotic

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• I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.

  Jim Stafford

  Believe, Soul, Worship

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• Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.

  Franklyn Ajaye

  Beer, People, Alcohol

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