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• The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

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  Helping, Delusion, Humans

  Scott Adams (2004). “God's Debris: A Thought Experiment”, p.29, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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  Wisdom, Problem, Dilbert

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• Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

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  Focus, Effort, Stupidity

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• The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.

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  Differences, Alcohol, Marketing

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• Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

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  Hurt, People, Needs

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• Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

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  Technology, Problem, Life Is

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• Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.

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  Self, Views, Healthy

  Scott Adams (2004). “God's Debris: A Thought Experiment”, p.73, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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  Business, Smart, Differences

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• It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

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  Running, Government, Two

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• If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

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  Winning, Hair, Political

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• Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

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  Inspirational, Business, Long

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• The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.

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  Mind, Window, Delusion

  Scott Adams (2013). “God's Debris: A Thought Experiment”, p.57, Andrews McMeel Publishing, LLC

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• Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

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  Games, Ideas, Design

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• As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

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  Laughing, Misfortunes Of Others, Exception

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.186, Penguin

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• There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

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  Thinking, Keyboards, Lists

  Dilbert Blog, Quotes, February 26, 2007.

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• Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

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  Death, Suicide, Serial Killer

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.440, Penguin

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• There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

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  Criticism, Lines, Cynicism

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.440, Penguin

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• I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.

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  God, Believe, People

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.446, Penguin

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• Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

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  Science, Ideas, Rooms

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• You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

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  Death, Suicide, Disappear

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.281, Penguin

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• There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

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  Color, Ideas, Looks

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• The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

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  Running, Food, Firsts

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.448, Penguin

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• The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

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  People, Principles, Idiot

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• The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

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  Horse, Jesus, Thinking

  Scott Adams (2007). “Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!: Cartoonist Explains Cloning, Blouse Monsters, Voting Machines, Romance, Monkey G ods, How to Avoid Being Mistaken for a Rodent, and More”, p.338, Penguin

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• Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

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  Happiness, Success, Hope

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