On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.
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