Scott Adams Quotes About Technology

Quotes about: Technology

• If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

  Scott Adams

  Technology, Done, Condescension And

• I get mail; therefore I am.

  Scott Adams

  Humor, Technology, Mail

• In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

  Scott Adams

  Dog, Jobs, Airplane

• Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

  Scott Adams

  Silly, Technology, People

• Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

  Scott Adams

  Technology, Problem, Life Is

• And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.

  Scott Adams

  Technology, Surfing, Serious

• As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

  Scott Adams

  Technology, Doctors, Paws

• Technology: No Place for Wimps!

  Scott Adams

  Technology, Wimps

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