You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes - Page 3

• You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Hunting, Dresses

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• You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Father, School, Redneck

  Jeff Foxworthy (2006). “No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma”, p.43, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Baseball, Redneck, Special

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• You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Weed, Redneck, Killers

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• You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Coffee, Redneck, Telephones

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• You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Yosemite

  Jeff Foxworthy (2006). “The Redneck Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree”, p.47, Harper Collins

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• If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Feet, Car

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• You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Looks, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Toothpicks

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• You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Cousin, Redneck, Waiting

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas”, p.47, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Awards, Watches

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• You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Waiting, Might

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• You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Ems, Shade

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• You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, House, Doe

  Jeff Foxworthy (2005). “Redneck Extreme Mobile Home Makeover: Or A Redneck Look at Fixing Up and Decorating Your House Without Loss of Limbs”, p.9, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Home, Humor

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• You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Offensive

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• You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Thinking, Blue

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• You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Law, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Years, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, Watches

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• You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Block, Redneck, Car

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• You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Men, Might

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• You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Beer, Redneck, Wife

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• You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Quality, Might

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• You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  War, Redneck, Southern

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