You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes - Page 7

• You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dog, Redneck, House

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• You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Bored

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• You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Airplane, Redneck, Flying

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• You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Ambulance

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• You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Income, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Oil, Might

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• You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Taken, Redneck, Lines

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• You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Brother, Redneck, Deeds

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• You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Husband, Redneck, Doe

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• You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Kitchen, Use

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• You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Tickets

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• You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Shoes, Might

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• You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Kids, Redneck, Lap

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas”, p.14, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Thinking, Silence

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• You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Kids, Redneck

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