He's a freak. Just like me. Just like all those Kane-a-nites out there! And you know what, Freaks are cool!
What can I say? Chicks dig the mask.
Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do!
Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.
Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.
As soon as you just walk through the curtains and the crowd's there, everything's good after that.
Why can't I beat up John Cena?
Release your inner Kane.
The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels, is gonna be the man of '96.
I'm a real American baby!
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
All you have to do is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
Nobody cares about Michael Cole!
John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?
We have the worst security!
This is not the Spanish announce table!
Better than that orange crap you wear!
Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!
I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!
Hell you're Shawn Michaels! The greatest wrestler of all time!
I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.
For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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