Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Baloney fudging mustard!
Who is his manager? Milton Bradley.
I'm a little disappointed I didn't get fiddled with by a TSA agent at the airport. I feel unwanted. Maybe next time.
I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.
Oh, Cena. You must think that I was born yesterday.
Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!
This is a shining example of never quit, never give up, & never say never. I proved everyone wrong.
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
My name's Punk. CM Punk.
It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't count!
I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.
I wasn't surprised at all. In fact, I thought, why stop there? Why not add the Big Show, or Chris Jericho, or the whole state of Nebraska for that matter? And don't you think a wrestling ring is a little old school, Lilian? Why not put the match in a shark tank, with real live sharks? Hungry sharks! And the only way to beat your opponent is to stuff him down a shark's throat, and pin the shark. Wouldn't that be a hoot?
We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'
Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midgit! I mean enough is enough
Before me, there were no moonsaults, there were no Litacanranas!
It's a good thing a DUI's job security.
Looks like he's dressed for court.
I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena.
You're not funny and nobody likes you!
I got you plenty of hats at home, Vickie, what are you doing?
There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.
After watching that, I gotta admit, I am awesome!
King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.
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